Sick catchphrase bra. You’re like a Maoist Trump.

Hey losers - this sounds like fun, why don’t you lighten the fuck up.

in many cases sponsors cannot be reached because they themselves are illegal aliens and do not want to be reached by federal authorities

Hey ding dong brains, how about you do a little actual research on the things you’re writing about -

“It also found that Democrats impose tougher sentences on women.”

The flaw in that “put Lebron on the Bulls” theory is that if you put Jordan on that Heat megateam, they might not lose that 2011 finals when Lebron quite obviously checked out. Jordan may be a win-at-all-costs-dick, but that was his #1 strength—he would not have done that.

Nothing against Lebron, but can we all accept that the Eastern conference really, really, sucks?

Speaking as the only Deadspin commenter who leans toward fuck LeBron and his ego, I would just like to say fuck LeBron and his ego. As for the GOAT, he is definitely the greatest of all time at something:

I’ll be that guy so go ahead and unload on me, but: it helps that it is 8 straight out of the East. Not saying he isn’t great, not saying it isn’t a great achievement, but most of those years it helped that he was coming out of the inferior conference.

Yes, everything is racist! Even saying you want illegal immigrants who have committed violent crimes thrown out of the country!

Yes, Obama, the great deregulator.

It honestly staggers me that a “movement” that has directly seen the consequences of refusing to be party with moderates continues to insist that moderates aren’t worth trying to work with.

Splinter’s version of the resistance is leftist authoritarianism, involving no money, no centrists, and no successful people. So basically Venezuela.

Yeah, I disagree with a lot of the ideas this group represents, and I wholeheartedly disagree with the political philosophy, but I used up any outrage I had at the fact that moderates actually exist a long time ago. I’d rather spend my time fighting for and supporting progressive causes and demonstrating their…

Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

These words have always been true, but in an era where feelings have replaced objective, verifiable fact as the primary motivator for action in a significant portion of our population (and wherein literacy is often openly attacked), it rings out like the…

You guys are unbelievable. Who needs enemies with “allies” like you?

No man, you still don’t fucking get it. What the fuck is wrong with you, you neoliberal scum.

Katherine Krueger and Paul Blest are leading a Splinter Crusade to divide Democrats before the midterms. It’s deplorable, really.

>>>>” It’s almost like the real point of this establishment muscle was to send a message to the party’s progressive wing.”

Think of this moment the next time you’re being told to fall in line and vote for a corporate Democrat in the name of party unity.