Except there’s 3 eggs in the broth? And bone broth (assuming that’s what we’re talking about) is really good for you and probably why it was mentioned.

3 eggs for breakfast isn’t a miserable breakfast?
I eat more than 900 calories but I don’t eat a massive breakfast. I have 2 eggs and veggies sometimes. What’s the big deal? 

Eggs poached in chicken broth actually sounds pretty good? But I would eat them with toast. I’m not scared of carbs.

I’m gonna just throw out that I don’t have a wife to complicate things. I also don’t have a boat and wouldn’t mind having one.

Sounds like she’s single again and I’m over here with a dry butthole.

I do not believe that couple will ever be able to cleanse the taint in their marriage.

People are messy and do dumb things all the time. I blame myself for reading this.

She looks like an evil doll that’s been granted life by a children’s cursed wish.

Didn’t she JUST go on a weird pro-Trump rant?

Yeah “how dare the wife of the man I’m having an affair with be mad at me” is an odd take.

the man’s wife, who allegedly called the actress a “lunatic.”

This is Mississippi, they probably cut funding for those services a long time ago.  

So, the County of Maui, who issued this statement, is now the *US government*? I recognize that Maui is in the US, so please don’t go there.

You’re certainly entitled to your own stupid opinion.

Are you on the gender licensing board? Is there a rule that hetero guys are only allowed to wear straight leg denim? Do you actually know any trans people? Because a lot of the weird restrictions people have about who is “allowed” to play with gender expression mostly hurt trans people, especially in the early stages…

It’s Antarctica, so of course they did. 

did they find this in a buried pyramid?

Now it’s awake.

I would go a step further and say they seem to do their absolute best when they take away the option to vote altogether. That’s when we really see their success rate skyrocket.

Yeah, I think the more clearly they explain their position, the more people reject it. Republicans seem to do best when they lie about their positions.