I’m super pro-access, but I’m having a hard time reconciling 29 weeks. The article does not state whether access to earlier care was unavailable. At the time her state had a 20 week ban.

We should start calling that “Karen’s Law”.  Godwin’s Law for racist assholes.

“Security” is a loose term in all these situations.

Huh. She broke perimeter and was just kind of hovering behind Wembanyama, being ignored by everyone, until she reached out and security reacted.

Here’s a hint for bigots. If you possibly have a legitimate grievance about someone making too much noise or otherwise being a public nuisance, the second you open your bigoted mouth and start hurling slurs, YOU FUCKING LOSE. You have destroyed any sympathy or credibility for your cause.

The man is 7'5". Spears is 5‘4".

I’m not sure what this event has to do with the one involving the Black woman. The Black woman was forcibly removed from her plane by the police. The Karen in what we see of this video was demanding to be let off the plane so there was no need to drag her off it. They likely just opened the door and let her disembark.

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Ranks up there with the Bowling Green Massacre.

Disagree, it’s not even close. This is far more hilarious for several reasons.

I’m not really going to give the state of Florida the benefit of the doubt as they have proven again and again that their laws favor some, while targeting others. But, it almost sounds like the prosecutors office is going for the slam dunk charge of manslaughter rather than murder, because they want to make sure that…

They always play dumb after and The System plays along and gives them the benefit of the doubt.

Conservatives are by-and-large deeply stupid people. Profoundly stupid. Satire requires a kind of content literacy most of them lack — I don’t just mean the ability to read (though there’s that too) but the ability to consume information, think critically, place things in the context of reality, and so forth. It’s…

Jesus, could she look more like we all imagined she would? And what the fuck?

Yeah she was scared for her life... because she was a raging racist. 

i always wonder why so many conservatives are so oblivious to satire. is it a genetic trait?

I was keeping it together until I read the part about the satirical paper being named "The Dunning Kruger Times" and now I'm on the floor, gasping for air. 

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That makes more sense for this series than him not being a vamp at all. They’ve done their takes on several different kinds but there hasn’t been a Blade/Daywalker type that I can think of.

WWotM you nailed it. I will not be able to unthink this take. Maybe he’ll become a daywalker like Blade.