So, not much of a guessing contest, when the first 2 words of your browser tab setting are the guy’s name .... who I’ve never heard of BTW.

“it would be impossible to guess that those lean, athletic gams belong to a member of the Hollywood elite a relatively minor pop star, but they do”

it would be impossible to guess that those lean, athletic gams belong to a member of the Hollywood elite, but they do

Who?

Is he a celebrity? He had a few minor hits during the Obama administration, which was 25 years ago.

Judging from that lunch (where they had prosciutto and melon balls) where Henry was asking too many questions and giving too many comments , I guess the wich don’t tell their kids to stay outta grown folks’ business either? My mother would have knocked me unconscious and kept eating her prosciutto till she got tired. 

That courtroom finale was some of the worst writing I’ve seen in a while. I felt like SVU would’ve handled this story better.

Never use the ocean to dispose of shit. It always washes back up when you least expect it to. 

Here’s another highlight from the circus in Michigan. And yes it is real.

The cop was the REAL plot twist to this one.

This bitch damn well knew these kids. She was just sick and tired of seeing ‘other’ folk enjoying their lives while hers was sucking due to her own damn fault. She decided to go instigate some trouble by threatening children with a deadly weapon so everyone around would have to respect her. Then she could feel good…

Under the fucking jail. Enough. It is time for mafia style punishment. Meaning fuck someone up so bad that the rest get the message. Someone needs to be made a harsh example of and let this one be the first. At some point a message needs to be sent. Yeah I know it won’t happen but I can dream can’t I?

Yeah, massive floating chainsaw sounded pretty cool.

As a mechanical engineer, it never ceases to amaze me what we are able to engineer together. This is one of the most metal things I’ve ever seen. 

Next up, Craiglist list I know what I gotz no lowballzers

The sound that cutting chain in use had to have made, I can’t even imagine.

Because she got a lightsaber and doesn’t look evil is the correct answer.

As the world changed, she built an entire persona on this foundation; she dug ever more tenaciously to the conservative mores of her youth as she aged, waxing louder and louder about how much better it had all been, once upon a time.

If the worst they can come up with is “she went in way too hard for her former boss” and “she punched an asshole in the face” then they should just not.