That sounds friggin awesome. 

Never thrown up in an Uber (or Lyft or whatever), my 21st was much more relaxed affair. I bought a bottle of wine at a nice place in San Francisco (the guy selling it to me showed his coworkers my ID with glee and gave me a discount lol) and shared with with my sister while we ate mascarpone cheese and strawberries.

Why does it give you pause that a wife would instinctively try to protect her husband? She was between Joe and the protestor anyway-it was more natural for her to stay where she was and block Joe than it would have been for Joe to get in front of Jill. 

He didn’t turn back until the apparent threat was gone. They looked like they were coming up from behind the podium. To me it looks like he was making sure there weren’t more down there along with his wife and sister before they all turned around together.

Oh gosh and then you go to take it off and as soon as it slips past your butt, it just releases all the pent-up gasses.

Well that and liposuction sculpting. 

If you’re voting your conscience and your conscience isn’t telling you that Trump needs to be out no matter what, then you are part of the problem.

LOL they do look like dog treats! They literally look like Marosnacks! I used to buy these for my dog 😂 

Hustlers was fine-it was not an Oscar worthy film, in my opinion. When people were gassing up her performance I was like wut even? She wasn’t bad or anything but the movie felt like it was trying and failing to be Lady Goodfellas (again, in my opinion).

Yuck.

Yes, I’m aware. It’s a bit grainy and yellowish and doesn’t smell like anything really. But now I’m really looking at the poopy diaper, I’m side-eyeing this even more because I’m seeing very few used wipes in that allegedly “blown out” diaper. My nephew blew out a diaper (at home, thank goodness) and the wipes were…

Are Combos an east coast thing? I’d never heard of them before this episode.

This whole section basically lines out why this is total bullshit:

Am I a spoilsport for not finding this remotely funny? She’s 66 years old. She’s officially elderly. I’m worried when old people fall, not amused.

I guessed incorrectly 🤷🏾‍♀️

She can’t get attention for being a harried mother ‘just doing her best!’ if it isn’t documented for the world to see.

I was gonna say...I’m a PA and do runs a lot during the day and Staples is one of the few reliable places to find a public restroom.

“As a person, I know that I am not a racist. I know that I treat everyone with respect. It doesn’t matter who you are,

I replied to you first because you replied to me first. Then I got busy at work and forgot about this conversation until this morning. Simple as that. If you’d like to read my reply to TheDrDonna (who is quite eloquent and whom I’ve had numerous respectful dialogues with on this site for years), here’s a direct link.  …