She’s getting them microbladed-the sharpie brow thing, to me, appears to be a combination of overzealous microblading and pigment spread. It also seems like she likes a thicker Instagram brow which....fine? But to me the color chosen for the microblading is too dark as well. She doesn’t have black hair so she…

Lol! He does have a whiff of cabbage patch about him. I think he looks like a rat now-he’s got beady eyes and a weird pointy nose.

I thought he was cute when I was 14 and I knew nothing about him aside from the fact that he had crunchy curly hair and could sing and dance.

ugh Derulo please just shut up about your penis.

Hahahaha omg I had it exactly backward.  Thank you-I’m glad I asked this question early 😂

Ohhhhh. Ooops. I need to change my voting 😬

That is a whole mess of waffle.

Wait...I thought the winner of the bracket is the thing we aren’t canceling.

Look who is missing the hyperbole now 😉

Nah, I don’t agree. I was making a sarcastic joke because your super serious declaration that using emojis makes your credibility shaky was hilarious.

Wow an emoji AND a passive aggressive Southern insult? Your credibility just went into the pooper.

Like I said, you’ve decided all that you’ve said is right and I’m wrong.

Ugh for fuck’s sake. Fine, let’s go down this rabbit hole.

You’ve decided that I’m wrong so everything I say you’re going to interpret to confirm that you want to think. Or you’re just trolling me, I don’t know.

And you’re failing hard at trying to catch me out. I’m not sure why you’re so doggedly bothering me about a random internet comment anyway-do you have a stake in Fisher’s life or something?

We’ll have to agree to disagree. I don’t think Fisher was remotely afraid that she was going to lose her job for real even if she had a moment of wondering. 🤷🏾‍♀️ 

Yes I’m aware that the OP was being hyperbolic but the subtext is there. She’s an employee but won’t be in too bad of shape if she doesn’t work with Schumer anymore.

Except it really wasn’t because also in that quote she said that she had a moment of wondering if she serious but that was it. 

I highly doubt anyone suggested this seriously. I can believe someone thought it was funny to say she should be in it because she was a star at the time and she was everywhere and in a lot of films. 

I imagine it would be for some people but it clearly wasn’t for her because she’s a personal trainer to the stars. She’s invaluable to those types of people. Celebrities aren’t going to drop her because she made them work out really hard.