I think a more relevant question is “what percentage of the immigrant population is white?”

He tries so hard to hide the sexy but damn that man is hot. 

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Being white and slim doesn’t make you automatically “gorgeous”. 

Ehh....includes the word change and is a grid of black and white photos is ripping off the cover? That’s a stretch. It’s not exactly a new or unique idea. They are vaguely similar but the typeface and color of the titles are different, the positioning of the photos is different and there is a greater variety in the…

Clearly we disagree and we’re not going to change each other’s minds.

A literal ankle biter. I suppose that phrase had to come from somewhere. 😂

Ok.

I didn’t personally because they weren’t my children. But my friends post all kinds of weird shit their children do to commiserate with other parents and get a laugh out of their friends who don’t have kids.

Kids do weird crap. I’ve never had one stick my toes in their mouth but not for lack of trying. I’ve had one sneeze in my mouth. I’ve had one lick my ear. Bite my hands. Literally put their butt on my face.

I wondered if they were promoting some new vampire movie.

I looooooove my skirted bikini that I got for a cruise some years back. I love retro styled bathing suits but I despise high-waisted bikinis-I’ve got a short torso so anything “high waisted” basically comes right up under my boobs-so it looks like I’m just tits and legs.

I find this type of behavior insufferably stupid. Literally no one will care about whether or not you did an interview with your significant other 10 years from now, I don’t care who you are. Even the Aniston-Pitt-Jolie drama ended up having a sell-by date. 

That Samuel L. Jackson one looks like an old figure they’d had since like, Pulp Fiction that they put an eyepatch on to stick in the Marvel section. 

Ok but...do we all agree that Kanye’s Sunday Services look like cult meetings? I have a weird feeling we’re going to hear about them sacrificing animals soon.  

I’ll say the common retort: adoption isn’t right for everyone. For some people, it is a great way to become a parent, for others, it’s a difficult (sometimes impossible) hurdle to get over that the child isn’t genetically theirs.

I don’t have a penis so I’m never touching my parts without first covering them in toilet paper. So no, I don’t think it’s necessary to wash my hands before I pee.

Kids? I was at a performance of the LA Philharmonic at the Hollywood Bowl on a day when only the retirees were out and there were phones up all over the place.

I wanna get in shape for a Christmas cruise I’m doing. I’ve got the time. I’ve got the money.

Racists are so weird in that regard. They will literally cut off their own noses, fuck with their own lives just to stick it to people who don’t look like them.

Dark World and Ultron are bad films. Iron Man 2 & Guardians of the Galaxy 2 were also not that great, in my opinion.