Geez that second video!

When he consistently runs as one but then immediately dips out to be “independent” again.

I was in there to buy a shower curtain.

I’ll keep visiting the stores to buy oddly great exercise equipment I’ll never use for bargain prices (looking at you, $3 kettle bells).

Tongs as swords was what got me too. Just seeing it in my mind’s eye was enough to elicit an audible chuckle.

And more experiences where the workers were people of color and the customers were primarily white and how that works out.

Why would you do that to me?? I don’t know what I’d do without that raggedly old towel.

That looks like one of my wash towels that I’ve had for like, 5 years that has a rip down the side but it’s the only wash towel I have that is rough in just the right way to exfoliate but not tear my delicate skin to shreds so I keep washing it and washing it until it will ultimately disintegrate.

For real. I thought it looked awkward as hell. Especially the end.

This chick has crazy eyes. Watching her talk is like watching that Fyre Festival Billy dude talk. They both have this weird wide, blank, unblinking stare.

There was no fork at all-the aide forgot to get a fork and there were none on the plane. Still, a used comb is not a proper utensil. Ever. 

Me too! But I call it “unsafe heights”. I’m ok being inside a tall building or in an airplane but if I’m outside and really high up and there’s not enough guard rail or there’s the possibility that I could fall and die, I freak out.

Huh. Maybe I’ll give it a go then. Thanks! 

I’ve personally never done it but it seems like you’d have limited mobility doing that for fear that the jacket would fall off. 

This is all by design, of course. Keep the poor unhealthy & uneducated and popping out an unhealthy, uneducated workforce for the oligarchs to take advantage of.

Everything she said is total nonsense.

Of course the memo line wasn’t going to say anything explicit about a fake hate crime. Who would be that stupid?

I feel like she’s one of those “we have to support black men no matter what” type black women. And they’ve worked together a lot so I can see her dissociating his abuse of other women with her friendship with him.

I can’t with Terence Howard as a person but I do agree with him that Jussie’s close friends shouldn’t turn their backs on him because of this. Had a friend of mine (or one of my sisters) pulled something like this I’d want them to know that I was there for them so they knew that they weren’t dead to everyone in their…

I see Jason Momoa couldn’t be bothered to wash his hair...