I will definitely take those kudos because I have thankfully never had to deal with such disgusting behavior at a Starbucks. The very idea is fucking foul. 

The article states that he was a recovering addict and abusing drugs/alcohol can screw with your cardiovascular system. I did a PSA about opioid abuse specifically and talked with a lot of recovery centers and they told me that it’s unfortunately not uncommon to hear that one of the people who had been coming to…

*Also thanks autocorrect for assuming I meant cache and not cachet. Also thanks brain for not catching that until now. 

Living on taxpayer money is irrelevant to feeling like a big public palace isn’t really a home.

Oh Meghan, you keep trying to pivot to the hypocrisy of the left but it’s literally not a partisan issue. It doesn’t matter who is a hypocrite and who isn’t as long as we’re heading in the right direction regarding climate change.

Yes, for the love of god, yes. What makes a truly bad actor is being unable to deliver lines convincingly. There are a number of ways to fuck this up (poor emoting/zero emoting is usually the most obvious) but that’s the key.

Ehhhhh....why though? There’s nothing wrong with leaving a work with questions unanswered.

I think my little two bedroom single family home is way nicer than living in that mess of public buildings full of other royals (including that racist bitch Princess Michael) and random ass rich people who can afford the rent there. 🤷🏾‍♀️

I think it’s just that she is a known liar. She claims her butt is natural when it very clearly is not based on photos from just a few years ago. Your butt doesn’t go from normal big to diaper huge unless you’ve had some help.

120 miles per hour is an insane speed. If you’ve been routinely doing that, congratulations, you’re a reckless driver. The autobahn has a general speed limit of 80 and most folks drive about that, even in the limitless areas because *drumroll* it’s extremely dangerous to drive over 100 miles per hour and most folks…

For real though. My idiot college roommates and I tried this exact experiment with pizza. We sprayed it for like, a split second. A little spurt. In a big open kitchen while the oven vent was on and the window was open.

It’s really not though. You don’t get a split, bloody lip and a black eye unless someone is really going to town on your face.

You’re weird and selfish because you’ve done all those things, dontchaknow.

Is there something interesting going on with her? I did a quick google search and all I’m getting is that she hasn’t spoken to Lorde in a few months which...does anyone give a shit? 

Yes the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has always been that way. 

Ok listen, mofongo is fine. It can be quite tasty even. But I’m not trying to buy plantains and go through all that deep frying and mashing shit when I can just make some bomb ass cornbread dressing that I can stick in the oven within 10 minutes that’ll cook concurrently with the turkey.

Why? They were bomb as hell and encouraged you to build and play with your food. 

I’ve never read them but I watched him talk about Hamilton right around when that play became huge.

Isn’t less Hollywood nonsense better for this event? I mean...he’s some dry historian who may do a better job of shading Trump than any comedian could do by talking about historical presidents.