She sounds like every single other indie white girl out there. Like she’s got marbles in her mouth. It is not cute.

I didn’t say it was “typical”.

WHAT?!?!?!

I stopped going to Celebitchy because of their Brangelina worship too! I used to love their gossip and then they banned me for commenting a little too critically little too often about their favorite couple. And god forbid you said anything nice about Jennifer Aniston. *whew* The posts about her were just excuses to…

I fought with my mother quite often when I was a teen. 

According to the visitation papers that were released (tacky), the oldest isn’t listed in the visitation schedule because he’s 16 and courts don’t order kids that age to see their parents in a divorce. They are old enough to “choose”, as it were. He has the choice to spend as much time with either parent as he likes. 

No one forgot about it, it’s just a nonstarter since there was an investigation and they found he apparently didn’t do anything wrong.

This is the best kind of drama. Assholes all so I feel sorry for none. Rip em apart Azaelia Banks, you messy messy bitch. 

I know divorces bring out the worst in people but damn. You would think two people who so carefully control their public image wouldn’t want to look like petty assholes.

I’m just gonna say that a corset which fits properly and isn’t tight-laced can be quite comfortable and supportive of a large bust. I’ve worn them all day at ren faires and they ended up being way better for my back than a regular bra :/ 

It’s a cornucopia of try-hard “hippie” “bohemian” scarf/“tribal”necklace-wearers who probably all have more money than I’ll ever make in my life who love to play the pauper artist.

For what it’s worth, the authorities didn’t find any wrongdoing in regard to the incident on the plane. I think that’s why most people aren’t jumping on him about domestic violence because there haven’t been any other allegations by anyone else. 

T-Rex has the measure of it. Why wait? You wait to pee in public spaces because it’s unsanitary and who wants to walk around in pee pants all day?

You’re small enough to bathe in a toilet bowl? 😉

No, I’d just rather not hold my pee if I don’t have to. Usually my showers are 10 minutes tops-20 if I’m washing and detangling my hair. But if I have to pee 5 minutes in, I’m not getting out, turning the water off, toweling off my lower areas, peeing, wiping, flushing the toilet and then getting back in and getting…

Because I’m already wet and in the shower. Why would I get out of the shower to pee?

How is it disgusting exactly?

First of all, everyone pees in the shower.

I love her weird, terribad flash pictures of food. She’s like, incredible at everything except taking pictures of the food she’s about to eat.

Sorry but those 20s/30s brows look weird as hell. It was fashionable then but holy shit they look bizarre to the modern eye. Like, the rest of the face is gorgeous but damn those brows are clown show crazy.