One of the local stations reported that her family said she had been “on high alert” ever since her car was broken in to a few weeks ago. So she was already stressed when some creep followed her home late at night, which must have been terrifying. Would not be surprised if that triggered some sort of fugue state. 

Better than a new U2 album.

As of right now this sounds to me like a mental health/substance abuse thing, which means we are owed, and should expect, no explanation.

I’m bummed that I liked this so much cause pretty clearly something pretty bad happened to this woman, but funny is still funny. Take your damn star

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Meanwhile, my goddamned, miserable, worthless, shitfuckular Buffalo Sabres got shut out yet again last night, giving up not one but two empty-netters in a 3-0 loss to the Bruins. Even if the Sabres had won, they still wouldn’t be in double-digits in the win column. But yet the fucking Golden Knights can cobble…

What goes around comes around.

Serious question: are any other teams in the NHL this year able to score as often AND AS efficiently as the Bolts?

I think that elephant just left the room because a little mouse ran in here. Didn’t they elephants is scared of mouses or something? That motherfucker left, cousin.

/erects Adrian Peterson statues in front of Boys and Girls Clubs instead

“That motherfufcker left, cousin” is a great future tagline on the Trump impeachment plaque at the White House.

Man, for $100M I’ll take his place and suffer the beating.

Yeah, so I haven’t been watching the Finals because my hate for the Penguins is unwavering...but I just watched that clip from Game 1. Um, how in the hell did they did they conclusively determine that was offsides?!?

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

Never forget:

Of course their fans shouldn’t care about the style, just as long as they keep winning.

I can’t believe we have to re-litigate this, but the 13th Amendment outlawed owning ANYBODY.

You could’ve hit “Cancel” instead of “Publish” and nobody ever would’ve known.

Cash should just point out that Terry Francona managed a team that blew a 3 - 1 lead.

“Hey Terry, you gonna rag on anyone other than Kevin this season?”