For what it’s worth, a friend who has been to Lambert’s insists the rolls are so light that anyone who could injure someone with one “needs to professionally go into either baseball or murder.”

Yeah, the eye damage is probably the most believable bit of it. If he got unlucky and took a roll right in the socket I can see some damage being inflicted. The rest of it I can maybe see if he’s the descendent of Inspector Clouseau and responded to getting hit by jerking his head back, banging it on the back of the…

What do you do when the people who make you feel like shit actually think they’re helping you?

The thing that makes me sad about posts like yours is that so many guys appear to think of women as these alien things - when ultimately we are PEOPLE, just like you. If you have close and warm friendships with men, you can have a relationship with a woman. Most of us are not looking for the World’s Most Interesting…

This is exactly correct. I am in the best shape of my life and after my 6 year break up, went from avg joe to toned athlete and I am still in the same sorry mental shape of the letter writer. I activly get checked out by women and all I can think of is how they won’t like me or how it won’t work or we won’t have…

Everyone has said some great things to help out. I wanted to add in a few of my own, as a woman.

Any web design history? Create a website where uncomfortable people can sign up and chat for a while before opening up to audio/video chat (not a joke)

I was actually imagining taking the chicken out, placing the bucket over your head and snapping your greasy selfies to your heart’s content. It would be like your very own, private, dumpster scented photo booth!

I’m the Absolute Fucking Worst, so I would make direct eye contact with the parents and join in on the shrieking contest (I’m a 26-year-old fat woman with much lung power).

I got no sympathy for the last story. It’s not even WTF worthy. Walk your lazy ass to the restaurant, three blocks is not a fucking Arctic expedition.

So I would have contributed to BCO before but today at work takes the cake in how utterly disgusted and pissed I am at my boss. I’ve had poor luck in the job market and recently became employed at shitty food court fast food joint. The place isn’t even a chain. We serve crappy burgers, nuggets, and our crown jewel of…

Already there. The problem is that the forms can’t cover all eventualities.

Nope. There’s no opting out of fatherhood once you’ve already fathered a child. If you impregnate someone and they have your child, then you’re a father. That’s biology. However, in this scenario, no one is pregnant. There is no child. Vergara isn’t trying to “opt out,” she’s trying to prevent her biological material…

Except that the process by which they took the eggs from the mother is very, very invasive, and very difficult...so that should be taken into consideration, perhaps?

She made an active decision to have their embryos frozen, but she absolutely did not make the decision to have her eggs used by Loeb to create a family with another woman.

Right, but in that case your right to do that as a woman is because you’re the one who has to carry the baby. The woman’s right to bodily integrity is more important than the man’s right to not pass on his genetic information. It’s a different issue because it involves the woman’s body.

I get that these are fertilized embryos and all...but seriously, what would this guy want with them? Couldn't he just go and find another person to impregnate? It really seems like he's just doing this to publicly smear his ex and embarrass her by hashing out a bunch of personal information.

He is known for being a jokester, but from everything I have ever seen of him, this is genuinely him. He's just a goofy guy.

Euthanasia is one of those things that I can totally see why people would take opposing sides.

I actually would never make an argument that the Amish are a cult because Amish people encourage their children to go out and experience the secular world and all of its temptations during "Rumspringa." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumspringa