They are adorable. If you want one—and wild animals are a bad idea as pets—go to a zoo that has some and take a big, deep whiff. Actually, chances are you'll get the whiff before you get to the enclosure. Fennec urine is powerful, powerful stuff. You'll be living with that.

it's so seldom something so vile comes out with something so good. I'm happy now.

the first girl looks like a ghost, and her dad looks as if he is holding on to a bittersweet memory. (my apologies, but I will be calling these as I see them.). The second girl knows the other kids will make fun of her because she's wearing a cheap little girl dress, and dad thinks the other kids make fun of her…

painballers!! Curse Macs and their autocorrects!

OG. I forgot the pain ballets, or rather, I blocked on the pain ballets. If HBO goes all overboard with them, I will bail.

Oh, good. If we go by the article on HBOs failures as an edgy culture leader turned sexual exploitation medium, they'll get the most out of the blue penises. Actually, they'll probably hide the blue penises and just show the naked women.

I have spent my 30+ year career writing to and for girls of that age, as well as those younger and older, and I am here to tell Fox News that they are a bunch of vicious, muck-rolling, chanting, pox-rotted, pus-lapping sewer worms with the journalistic chops and moral center of an 1800s snake oil salesman. What they…

pain and suffering!

because now news is newsy and then it was still real news, mostly.

escape from New York, John Carpenter dir., Kurt Russell, Adrienne Barbeau, Lee van Cleef, Isaac Hayes, Ernest Borgnine, Harry Dean Stanton, Donald Pleasance.

I can't either, and like you, I come from a small town.

I am sick to death of these overgrown infants, SICK TO DEATH. They have not stopped bellyaching since their overworked mothers were forced to take them off the teat so they could return to work in order to help cover the household expenses in our new (since the 80s omigawd!) world. Even then they whined at mom…

Trebec also said, a while back, that she is very fast on the click button, something that I've observed is usually the bailiwick of male players.

I think maybe you do. At least for Jeopardy watching.

And in the news today, two teenaged girls were found hanged after they'd been gang-raped in one of the northern districts. They've arrested one man and say there are two more suspects.

I came here after reading two news stories from India, one concerning a woman who was bludgeoned to death with stones and sticks on the courthouse steps because she had married a man her relatives didn't sanction while police and bystanders watched, and one in which two teenaged girls were gang-raped and hanged and…

I wasn't counting the other millennia when non-white people ruled the civilized world. Technically, I shouldn't have given white people 2000 years, but it was that or never make the comment white I wasted time working out the math.

actually, I was only counting the part of the civilized world that was white. And as a member of the group that is most often victimized by straight white men, I will generalize all I please. In other conversations I will be fair, but in conversations like these? In conversations in which I and women like me are…

Oh, foo. The death of intrigue. Great cryptoanalysis, though.

Were you a stereotypic trophy girl—blonde, leggy, tan, model/cheerleader type? That's what this guy wanted. And why on earth would you take what I said personally when I don't even know you?