That Heidi Montag quote is HILARIOUS. It feels straight out of Mean Girls at the end during Gretchen's speech featuring "I'm sorry that so many people are jealous of me..." and her subsequent trust fall directly into the gym floor. I think Heidi could use a trust fall into a gym floor.

Athletes tend to do really well, and generate a ton of viewer goodwill by generally being pleasant, coachable, and willing to step outside their comfort zone. Disney owns ABC and ESPN, and a lot of people watch this show. It's actually a really good platform for him to make a splash and get new fans/advocates who will…

Bristol Palin was considered a "star" on this show. By that standard, Rumer is pretty legit!

Yeah, Aly Raisman was on recently as well.

I totally see your point but...it's not like she's a big star. She just had her breakout role (for better or worse) and she mainly acts like it is her cross to bear in life. Sulking like a teenager at awards shows is just immature. There are plenty of up and coming actresses who would kill for the exposure, and…

Yes, this. That is literally the only thing I really remember about her. It was appalling.

I live on the east coast and we bought in a hot market. (in 2013) We could have done 5%! We did 10% and took a loan from my retirement account after calculating how much we'd actually save by having that cash to put toward a down payment and paying off that loan, vs. the extra we'd be paying in monthly mortgages for…

So they talked to noted nightmare Julia Roberts?

Ugh. My old gyno billed me twice for a Pap smear because the more junior doctor 'didn't get any cells' the first time. I was like, why do I need to pay twice due to your error on an incredibly basic procedure? I lost, but found a new doc. Still bitter.

This is what stuck out to me the most in this article. Because doctors have time to sit around on hold and bicker with Aetna on behalf of numerous patients. Ridiculous.

I feel you. I had to get my BC mailed to me in 3 month supplies, but at least I always had it, and got regular reminders to refill/renew.

Lolo Jones just seems like a joyless, insufferable chore. She was a complete misery on Dancing with the Stars and super disrespectful to her talented (and rookie) partner. I hope he comes back this season, he was lovely, and his glorious wtfffff face when she introduced herself and then explained she was a virgin…

This reminds me of the 30 Rock episode where Tracy takes Liz Lemon to the after, after after, and after after AFTER parties. It was based on actual experience between the 2. I have so many SNL related feels this week.

I've been doing some SNL related googling today and it is widely considered that Will Ferrell was influential in getting noted dickhole Chevy Chase banned once and for all from hosting, after Chevy slapped Cheri Oteri "in fun" during rehearsal. Will said hell no, protested to Lorne, and that was finally that.

Jason Sudeikis makes What's Up with That for me. I am behind this.

I mean, to be fair, he was used in the Jeopardy and musical segments. But a re-do of cowbell would have been so much fun. That sketch really made me appreciate his attention to detail regarding his comedy - he reportedly made the choice to change shirts between the rehearsal and live show the night that first aired,…

Tina, Amy and Jane Curtin actually doing the weekend update was super.

Agree. I realized last night that almost all of my recent least favorite sketches/moments involve Kristen Wiig and Fred Armisen as main players in a sketch together. The Californians always feels interminable, and I've never taken to them as the 2 dumb singers or the make out family. I like Wiig in other things, and…

that sketch was AMAZING. I think Andy Samberg might have been "white butler." Jay Pharoh brings endless lolz as Kanye. I miss Nasim Pedrad as his Kim.

Yes, that was glorious. Also NBC needs to cool it with the Today Show staff. They don't cut it on the red carpet - everything was stilted and awkward. In ads I've seen a literal puppy now shown on that show to try to lure people back. Nope. Ditch Lauer, maybe then the Today Show can be a thing again.