And how many goals would constitute a "challenge"? You strike me easily as someone sad enough to have actually done that research.

I noticed that I was doing this after attempting to use the same tactics playing as Chelsea and finding that they were utterly shit.

Typical Spurs fan.

Why be that guy?

YOU SUCK MCBAIN.

Yeah, that would make sense.

If I felt even half the joy for anything as Ray Hudson feels for watching Messi pick his nose, I would be on a cloud of happiness all day, every day.

I would rather drink a pint of my own poo than listen to Warren Barton's witless anal-scrapings.

I hope you did so while holding your hand in front of his face.

Nah, he just sees his buddy already has dibs on the guy. 2 on 1 is unsporting.

But were you abluting your tits on the regular? Inquiring perverts want to know!

I would set fire to that apartment with a biiiiiiiig smile on my face.

Big whoop. I only need one.

Shut up, hipster.

Before this article, I would never have thought of attempting to draw Snake. Now I see how much of a piece of piss it is.

Or he spent a minute on the first one and an hour on the second.

Why are you doing your best to add "dumb as hell" to that list?

I apologise. I over-committed to the bit.

True story:

That's NOT Ronald Moore...