YOU SUCK MCBAIN.

Yeah, that would make sense.

If I felt even half the joy for anything as Ray Hudson feels for watching Messi pick his nose, I would be on a cloud of happiness all day, every day.

I would rather drink a pint of my own poo than listen to Warren Barton's witless anal-scrapings.

I hope you did so while holding your hand in front of his face.

Nah, he just sees his buddy already has dibs on the guy. 2 on 1 is unsporting.

But were you abluting your tits on the regular? Inquiring perverts want to know!

I would set fire to that apartment with a biiiiiiiig smile on my face.

Big whoop. I only need one.

Shut up, hipster.

Before this article, I would never have thought of attempting to draw Snake. Now I see how much of a piece of piss it is.

Or he spent a minute on the first one and an hour on the second.

Why are you doing your best to add "dumb as hell" to that list?

I apologise. I over-committed to the bit.

True story:

That's NOT Ronald Moore...

You would have preferred a hearty "AWOOOGA"?

Does this work for tablets too? I made the mistake of using mine before putting a protective thingy on it and now it looks like a hamster wiped it's arse with it.

Blame them for what? Expecting me to actually remember that was the term? Or there was a term in the first place?

"All that said... homophobia is, in fact, pretty prevalent in the black community."