I just got off the phone with the guys. They've agreed to not get violent when you invite them up to your apartment, they say something stupid and you blue-ball them.

Does 'politeness' not exist where you come from?

I use that these techniques on people here all the time, it just enrages them.

This reminds me of my disappointment on finding out that the Cod War was actually about Cod.

My girlfriend likes to spend time deliberately annoy me because I am cute when I'm convulsed with rage.

Well sure, we have black man privilege, we can do that.

Because people hear about it, listen to it and then other people hear about it through them and then they listen to it and then after a while you get a situation where a lot of people have listened to it which leads to more people come along and they also listen to it and after all that someone on the internet comes…

I haven't read it, but thanks to your post now I have.

How is that different to the US or UK?

I really like the sense of world-weary ennui exhibited by the Reid toss, but I voted for Smith's "Toddler Rebellion" technique before and he has yet to be beaten yet.

They think it's all Rover.

No it wa'n't.

Prostitutes are prostitutes.

Turns out talking about rape crime doesn't get women wet.

First off: You don't actually know what I would think or say about any given issue - so why don't you take your imagined horseshit about "white male privilege" and stick it up your bollocks.

DIDN'T GET THE ANSWER I WAS EXPECTING.

You probably know this already, but as a now owner of devices on both platforms I feel I'm now qualified to state: The fact that there is only one iPhone and one iPad makes it very attractive to 'big' app makers who only have to make sure their apps work on one device.

Nah, she just doesn't give a solitary fuck.

"I don't like your conclusion. I'll just Google 'Rape India' and throw out a load of links as if that proves a damn thing. I'm so fucking smart..."

Oh my god... you think the point of a Nicki Minaj wig is to make her look natural!