Do you have a nice rack? Don't worry, he'll find you.

Stupidity... okay. Well if you're going to be like that, all I can do is point out that unless the owner of the property you're in explicitly proscribes filming/photography taking place on the premise, you don't actually have any legal basis on which to object. And if the property is public, you definitely don't have…

Did you know she was going steady with a vampire named Phil?

AND WHY ISN'T THERE A WHITE HISTORY MONTH!?!?!???

"India's grand rape-prevention scheme of outing and public shaming rapists before turning them over to angry vigilantes admittedly has some kinks that still need to be ironed out. For starters, it sounds like a plan concocted by a tyrannical sheriff in an Old West boomtown..."

"The difference in maturity and life experiences are huge between those ages."

You know, I could really give a shit that iTunes works perfectly for you or that you think I have some ludicrous "agenda" driving my complaints. I could spend half an hour tearing apart the flimsy logic of your post with a recapitulation of how all the issues I mentioned are replicated in a thousand forum complaints…

That obviously means you've got no reply. Which is to be expected, I guess.

"How do you go for the puck and deliver a check?"

Seriously, it is driving me insane how no-one in this place has the brainpower to understand the fact that I know and accept that it's a clean hit - but that it doesn't mean that I have to agree that the rule should continue to stand.

Cuz Russia be fucked up.

I did a little jig, it's true.

You can't really be surprised that the depiction of something that is literally impossible is deemed unrealistic?

It's because he's Batman.

All McDonalds restaurants are kitted out with CCTV anyway, so you would be being filmed. Secondly, you're supposed to be working. What are you afraid of?

Fuck me... why is chin-bush/backwards cap still a thing?

"What is Buffalo Wild Wings doing about Avian influenza? This is a real question-and-answer posted on the Buffalo Wild Wings website, to which the company does not offer these perfectly reasonable responses: 1. You are eating at Buffalo Wild Wings and therefore have no interest in public health issues..."

How did you feel when this article was the first result?

Oh my god, the comments...

Am I the only one who has to say "GRONKOWSKI!" in a Chicago police captain voice whenever I see this guy?