What... have I become?!

And when did you have your lobotomy?

That's exactly what the rule is in (association) football, though. And what is Hockey but soccer on ice... with sticks?

Some stem-cell injections in your lips will sort that right out.

I've seen David Coulthard's neck.

How many people here are elite racing drivers? Why would the tone be anything less than "I'm an expert. You are not. Now pay attention..."

Not so much. As other people have pointed out, it was the overcrowding (as opposed to mere standing) that led to Hillsborough. It would never be able to happen in any stadium now.

"Supporters should be entitled to stand in the space they've paid for, as long as they're not jeopardizing anyone else's enjoyment of the event."

Shouldn't there be a rule where you actually have to be going for the puck when you deliver a hit like that?

Question: I'd appreciate ideas for what I can do with an iPad. Right now it's most immediate utility seems to be for reading books and comics on the road. For everything else, my laptop and phone are about 50x more capable and convenient. I need ideas/apps to justify its existence:

Only if Facebook drains the battery flat in about two minutes.

Well since "technology" in this case refers to what it is and what it does, as much as how it was made, that depends: How exactly would you make it with your fingers? Take me through your process.

S'cool. I found a solution in the end.

We're not "adhering to norms about religious freedom", whatever that means. We are describing, without jargon, where it is and where it isn't the law for a woman to cover her head: In Iran the law is that women have to cover their heads. In a mosque, the law is that women have to cover their heads. Simple as.

What, for the record, do you actually know about that post that you've shared your opinion on?

Except in those countries that have outlawed guns and where the outlaws now find it really hard to get hold of guns... because they're outlawed.

So, did you win the Sacco Bowl this year or what?

...and on the other end, a couple of months after a breakup, I received a phone-call from the ex. Now as far as I'm concerned that relationship was Capital O Over when she said she didn't want to see me anymore - so why should I interrupt my evening going through the whole "Oh, I miss you, no I miss you, do you think,…

It's about as well written as fantasy is generally.

It's still good?