Gives a fuck.

Irrelevant. I don't need to know anything about anyone's relationship to a cat - because fuck your cat. You take a holiday day or you come into work. You know, if I were the boss.

I was THIS close to blasting someone for suggesting Sidney Poitier was alive and kicking the other day.

They weren't the perfect set of titties.

You could form a military expeditionary force to go over there and hunt them.

There is a third option: If you've never taken a sick day for a "mental health day" it's entirely possible that you've never heard of such a concept, but now you have, it sounds like exactly the kind of bullshit that someone who would allow a legit bereavement day for a cat would accept.

Jezebel turned into a right-wing propaganda site so gradually, we didn't even notice.

It's short for Billiam.

My favourite part of this is imagining the joy on your face when you realised you had JUST the picture for this article.

You use Facebook for free, give it your personal information and then act like the very idea they might use it to promote products you might use is some kind of affront on the grounds of jackbooted stormtroopers barging down your front door to take nudey pics of you. Fuck off. Just right off.

Well let's assume that members of the lightly armed ad hoc guerilla squads that make up the Taliban forces actually have the wherewithal to locate, track and target individual soldiers...

PENALTY: SHIT ANALOGY.

We're mentioning it.

I'm pretty sure if the Taliban really wanted to track him down, they know where he is. He's in a big army base. Or in a heavily armed attack chopper.

I AM OFFENDED. THEREFORE NO-ONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THE THING I AM OFFENDED BY.

[artist's impression Dmas sending post]

Fucking's Wikipedia entry is amazing.

I'm going to constantly drink and drive, so I can do us all at the same time.

Aw, Deadspin, you got me another Ray Hudson clip! How did you know?

Is this a parody of something?