Judging by the seating situation at that stadium - most of the people are not there to watch what's on the field.

"As a video game violence researcher and someone who has done scholarship on mass homicides, let me state very emphatically: There is no good evidence that video games or other media contributes, even in a small way, to mass homicides or any other violence among youth."

Can't decide whether it's tragic or hilarious that this is still relevant.

Mike Smith's Mom: "Do NOT throw that flag. I'm WARNING you! Okay NOW you're in deep trouble!"

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For real.

Because it's real TV, not... whatever these things are.

Jesus, what a shower. Imagine if the only TV there was to watch were sci-fi and fantasy shows.

Gervinho would have managed to kick himself in the balls.

You're actually describing democracy.

Because that's happened before?

Reid.

Glad I wasn't the only one who immediately went there.

Just to clarify: The whole 3 mil isn't going to just one school, is it?

There was probably sloth in the cake.

Wasn't correcting your grammar.

War affirming.

So there is a silver lining to this whole mess after all!

Yes. If you have no brain and no taste.

You couldn't make it up. Because someone already did that.