What voice actor wouldn't be gratified to be asked to tramp around the world's convention centres for daily six hour jags with her tits hanging out of a corset just so a bunch of neckbeards can take a photo with a nice lady?

Come on. A golden Lego brick is worthless if you can't actually make some Lego with it!

Luxurious agony.

Has the Yankees/Sox rivalry ever turned out a prank as epic as the one Dortmund fans pulled off the other day?

...because that's essential information?

Speaking of things holding up to scrutiny: http://www.snopes.com/crime/statistics/ausguns.asp .

If you've ever lived the horror of waiting months for some Amazon shit, heard the doorbell go while you're otherwise engaged, rushed to the door only to find a "I waited for about 8 seconds - pick up your own shit, asshole" card on the doormat - then you would know the answer to that question.

Neal McDonough will always be of M. Bison fame to me.

Never. It never picks up.

...Why didn't he finish it?

"A lady talking about dick at a poetry reading. This isn't a comedy club."

I only watched half of it, so I guess it could have turned into a red hot Richard Pryor joint past the two minute mark...

Don't feel like you have to censor yourself. You wanna say 'niggers', just drop the bomb. Stand up for the things you believe in.

For sure.

The same reason you discover a great new sandwich and decide to eat that every day for two weeks?

RACIST.

You missed a couple of pretty sweet crowd reaction shots.

Even her writing is an unwieldy and over-long clusterfudge.

I like how in the green version, the cameraman is black.

I didn't see it until now.