Or... he started off liking her, but then got to know her a little better.

I did in fact notice that lots of crazy stuff did in fact happen... around the time I was dating a girl who believed the moon made her do lots of crazy stuff.

No. It doesn't exist.

As someone who has been drunk before, I can confirm for you that no - you can consent to all kinds of things.

I have my doubts. The idea that Roland Emmerich could satirise anything is something I find deeply intellectually offensive.

Possibly because no-one remembers that shit.

I saw Roy Hibbert on TV just the other day. CHECK YOUR FACTS BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH, PLEASE.

Leaving aside your failure to consider that if the US' social makeup was more egalitarian, those problems would be far less acute - would there for example, be gigantic ghettos full of poor health, bad schools and drug dependencies if it hadn't once been deliberate policy (e.g. Jim Crow laws), restricting certain…

This is bafflingly arbitrary.

Dear Fugit,

OH MY G—oh wait, Moneyball already existed.

Bald IS a hairstyle.

I always wondered how/why that ship had its propulsion system at the bottom and yet managed to travel without just flipping end over end - or putting so much stress on the structure that it just snapped like a stale baguette. But then, I ain't one them scientist fellas.

That's what I'm talking about.

LESS TALKING, MORE PUMPING, LARD-O.

Only people who are not working hard enough.

Well that lack of perspective strikes me as your problem. I'm just glad it'll never be mine.

Jesus fucking Christ... this isn't blackface, it's just art make-up.

Question 1. What are you wearing?

You sound whiter.