We've been bashing bros since at least 2001, so no.

Devastating.

1) If no-one considered Newton's works blasphemous that was because he never published his views on religion because people were being hanged for having similar sentiments. Saying that, people most certainly did find the things he said controversial.

They most certainly would.

"It's testimony to the show's bizarro charm that you can still enjoy it despite what's lost in translation."

People who are religious are certainly not always anti-science.

I guess tablets will be the first technology in the history of the universe that manufacturers will never ever try to improve upon...

Let's just drone the whole Middle East.

The irony is, the whole region is so marvellously corrupt, they could have gotten off (the charges!) if they'd just paid off the right people.

I softly gaze softly into your eyes and declare - you are amazing.

Women in lingerie not looking at each other = Bad

Way to follow your dreams and achieve career satisfaction, nerd!

Yes.

Move to New York.

Luckily for you, dismissing the content of people's words because you think accent denotes intelligence level is something I'm pretty sure will make people take you seriously.

What?

Too late. I already killed myself.

It never even occurred to me that's not what the headline would mean. Thanks for ruining everything!

Two beekeepers are having a chat at a beekeeping conference.

Unassailable documentary or physical evidence.