Gives a fuck.

Why would you think you would need to? Did the Pope suddenly stop believing God was at the centre of every facet of existence?

This post is as dumb as all git out.

In what way is it plausible that a sentient supernatural agent detonated a star several thousand million years ago so its light would reach the earth at the exact moment and - from the perspective of three random regional monarchs - directly above the location of a virgin birth, thereby enabling them to travel to the…

Terminator 2 is good and I'm gonna let you finish...

As neatly evidenced by the publication of an interview with a senior politician on the matter, in which he expresses views sharply critical of the policy...

OZAMATAZ BUCKSHANK.`

Where's her hat?

"Is the internet getting nicer? Here are some examples of people being nice." - Nathan Heller

And you can lodge yourself into the most expensive rehab in the world and it's still not much more likely to work than some low down community centre because... drugs are addictive.

Is there a mod that paves over the entire world?

So, is he any good?

That's to stop them texting during the act.

Support an English team.

You're obviously only casually acquainted with soccer yourself - otherwise you would know that Beckham plays in a position where value is better expressed in terms of assists and "significant balls", not goals.

You know that how?

Official answer: Originally it was "Jif" but then the entire world was like "Nah."

Call for you on line 1.

This post is hilarious: "I didn't like if when they let gays in Mass FX. I had to walk backwards everywhere because of all the guys trying to fruit me up. 0/10!"

Yeah, but those people are combining those 3 hours of sleep with other things like walking around and relaxing.