The important thing is that you're here now. I would start with Baby Forest Whittaker.

I almost forgot to watch that today.

It's good that we're finally back to exploring the real issues.

I don't even think I could say that with a straight face to an internet blogger.

That's exactly what all marriages do. Unless... you and your wife did in fact fall in love within seconds of meeting. In which case, well done and I withdraw my objection.

What are trite factoids for?

Is the * an artist's representation?

This morning I was upset that Romney didn't win.

The movie made me feel strongly that we should kill all bugs.

Everyone knows Eastern Euros don't really care for their soccer. I'm sure that guy will suffer no recriminations or retribution whatsoever.

Marlo gonna be mad you misspelled his name. You know how he is about his name.

AW HELL NO! NO-ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT MY BOY HENRY. SHIT IS ON!!!

A lot of programs make block e-mails downloading images by default though. Then again, if the receiver enables images in that e-mail that's an even better indicator of whether they care.

WHAAAAAT?!!?

The Good Wife: Blood and Briefs

"There is a constant attempt by the English to write its Commonwealth of nations out of the war."

But he's an idiot.

I know when I was at school I could generously described what they served in the cafeteria as "garbage". Somehow I doubt that's changed.

This post doubles as a query: "Seriously, why do American cartoons do this?"

We all know you'll only be back here two hours later with one.