Money.

Because he has taken all the benefits of community and given nothing back. He is literally worth less.

Naw. SIZZLE, bro. SIZZLE.

MANBORG?!?!

Typical nerd nitpick. Hang your head in shame.

Let's get real: If there is anyone who can mention scrotums and not make that hand gesture, I have yet to meet them.

Gives a fuck.

They don't.

Funnily enough, I didn't really find Ring all that scary (horror films don't really work on me as a genre). It was however, the scariest film I had ever seen primarily due to that shot of Sadako coming out of the TV.

LOGIC PENALTY: You have failed to establish those are actually the same people.

Impressively cretinous post.

She can't help the way she was drawn.

Serious Man and Up edged it that year.

SILENCE.

To be fair to them, they're not being punished for failing to predict the earthquake, but for knowing how severe the quake was going to be and downplaying it so that people got hurt.

"I get the pride and joy of doing something like this..."

...You realise the advert isn't advertising the contents of the package?

"She was crouched in the long grass, all hunched up, looking for a magazine. I saw her shift her weight to her hind legs. I knew I had just a fraction of a second to get ready for the shot."

I... don't even know...

I think it's the Telegraph's site that has the section devoted to Gurkha obituaries, whose stories are as you say, pretty insane.