It makes me think: "I am so goddamn hungry right now."

JK Rowling: "I don't read."

Ways in which Harry Potter revolutionised a genre:

They are basically the same, to be fair.

What the fuck ladies?

What is actually strange is that logic should be mentioned at all in any discussion of BEWBS.

Says someone who can't spell "for".

"Is evident to anyone with half a brain the Raiders are being treated unfairly in the NFL."

"If Mindy Kaling came to a party at my house, I'm pretty sure she'd be the skinniest person there."

I hope someone got fired for that one.

I was trying to capture the low-forehead dimness of a person who would write "You're the wanker with Afghamaistam as a username" and expect the person to understand what that meant.

"Your username is uhm, something... I don't really know how to explain... uh NO YOUR A HIPSTER!" - Classic Douchenozzle.

So a bunch of hipster douchenozzles can saturate webforums with "I don't think that's very funny actually!" type messages - which is something that everyone likes.

If that link was intended to show how a supercomputer would take longer than the universe has existed to crack my password, then you've succeeded.

...trying to decide whether this is the dumbest thing I've read all day.

Yes, I noticed my wall feed has been about 40% more retarded lately.

The other part is that mice are boring.

I'm anti-life.

1. Is it clear that Ivy League schools are picked on more than others?

Craic.