What you're forgetting (or possibly never knew) is that the whole point of sex for recreation is that EVERYTHING you do during the act is for the purposes of spontaneous and irrational gratification.

As a man, I find the idea of my brain shutting off during fellatio incredibly amusing. But maybe that's just because I'm awesome.

Well in sex, there is this thing called spontaneity, and sometimes it is a boon. Butt stuff is right on the very edge of that line.

"velocipede? seriously? I thought I knew most of the oddball non-american words, but that one is new to me."

It was about as big a deal as those Texas frat dudes bleach bombing black students that came about the other day - and yet you haven't emigrated. So y'know, something to bear in mind.

If you had to make a quick estimate, how many people would you say you were better than?

I am the same in that I prefer many Americanisms.

I also would have accepted:

It's because she's a wanker.

Depends what part of the country.

I will respond thusly: I wasn't aware happy slapping was still a thing, being as it was a brief fad about... I dunno, 8 years ago, whose main effect was to whip into a frenzy the outrage of conservative news outlets who were convinced (for the purposes of selling papers) that a few recorded incidents of children's…

No it doesn't, no it doesn't.

This post is like an explosion in a logic factory.

Depends. Will he be revealing his sources?

I just realised I can't remember the last time I saw a ceiling fan anywhere.

TSA: Why do you have a power strip?

Ornier?

I don't really give a fuck what you thought you were talking about - though I guess this whole conversation makes sense if we allow that you don't have any idea what the terms of a discussion even are when you open one up.

"Fact of the matter is, if you're driving under the influence, you ARE driving dangerously."

"(this, of course, assumes that you're referring to Cloverfield as opposed to the video you provided in the link, which refers to a movie I'm pretty sure does not exist, has never existed, and didn't need to exist anyway because we already *had* Jurassic Park.)"