...or... would you be "The sparse collection of monads I breathed into existence a billion years ago, formless and without will, coalesced into Eli Manning and finally achieved the apex of his potential. The universe can die now."

You would totally give a fuck about football. You would give a fuck about everything. You're God.

If you don't understand now what kung fu pandas have to do with China then you never will.

You can tell this is Canada by the way the cops discharged lectures instead of a hail of bullets.

Actually I was calling you a hipster not for knowing that piece of trivia, but for acting as if it was information of any value whatsoever - much like the 'important note' that she was the first to die in 3D.

She was the first to die in 3D, Final Fantasy Hipster Man.

I think when they see how mad it made you, they'll think that in some small way, it was worth it.

Is it?

While I see where you're coming from - I'm one of those people who really only plays games for the story or for a few minutes of whatever-time. It's a fact to say that there are other people for whom the point of gaming, or certain games anyway, is to "beat" the game as fast or as comprehensively as possible.

"It states rather mockingly that "what's more, the witnesses claim" that two Liverpool fans initiated the chanting by mimicking planes in reference to the Munich disaster."

That was convenient.

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How would you know?

I could see where you were coming from had at least four other Mario games not been existence at the time of SMW's release.

I don't think you know what that phrase means.

As a British guy I cannot imagine anything more asinine than risking war over a bunch of piddly little islands. What's wrong with these people?

"You can head over to Siegfried's TwitchTV page to watch his epic run in real time."

On the one hand, saying this on a website specifically about gaming is a tiny bit retarded.

Counterpoint: That's fucking stupid.