Yeah, I was hoping for a bit more detail than that.

Why wouldn't it fall out of the sky like that?

Took me an embarrassingly long time to get this.

Don't start shit, won't be shit.

Should she be hanged at Tyburn, or is the po-faced, arms-folded, "I don't think that's very funny ACTUALLY!" disapproval of the commentariat horde punishment enough?

You probably wonder why women won't talk to you...

I like how it still deserved a "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!" from the commentator.

Personal bias leads me to suggest this beauty.

Game wasn't over. One fumble and Tampa could have engineered a draw at least.

So someone expresses the idea to key someone's car to teach them a lesson about irony and you wish that they get fucked by an ox? Why? What the fuck kind of ass-hat logic is that? Is your self esteem so low that hoping that someone's ass got destroyed by a half ton wild beast would make you feel like a big tough man?…

"Even if our soil is not fit for growing crops anymore, we must get back the Diaoyu (fishing) Islands"

Then it would still be literally true as well as humourous. YOU LOSE.

Hopefully it should mean many more opportunities to shout "ULTRAAA COMBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

BWAAARM. [ropey FX]

The polite, gentile patent attorney version of the foul-mouthed comedian.

Looks potentially delicious.

This is a breathtaking combination of both arrogance and ignorance. Well done.

Best not to think too much about this, to be honest.

What?

Dry your eyes, darling. This incident would have got the headline in any league. Look up Phil Babb on Youtube - No-one remembers who scored that goal.