I saw Any Given Sunday. I don't need any more Al Pacino as a coach of a fake football team, thanks.

I see great things in your future.

Fools! You cannot kill what doessss not live!

Summary of all Raiders fan reactions: "C'mere and say that!"

"As an openly pansexual liberal..."

Will I ever get over the disappointment of finding out the title of this game wasn't "[location] Strike"?

"Take daily notes of moods, symptoms, and intimacy..."

"Sorry, this video is unavailable from your location."

Or you could get a job and buy whatever worthless crap they put in those machines.

Because who the fuck are you?

Why you gotta reopen that wound, man?

YOU GOT 24 HOURS TO BRING THIS CASE IN OR YOUR ASS IS TOAST, YOU HEAR ME GRONKOWSKI?!

Put it back in the deck. Not only does no-one suggest that anything is anyone's fault, but in your effort to shame a slut, it seems to have slipped your mind that as the hockey team are the people representing the school - and not the groupies they bang - it is no surprise that it is the conduct of those team members…

I would actually really like a full and detailed explanation of why "Afghamistam" is "culturally and politically insensitive" - I haven't had a proper belly laugh today.

Will this also work on people who post George Takei's "hilarious" image memes?

I think we're all safe from that scenario.

You could have just written "Girls won't talk to me" and have done with it.

And the part where yes, it obviously is running.

"And in the West, most fans have already accepted the fact Michael Ironside won't be Sam Fisher anymore for Splinter Cell: Blacklist."

That day is today.