[another "Oh shit, I had this and remember that magazine and it was totally cool!" post.]

Authentic = Tedious, pornographic and shot through with unearned pathos.

You didn't do the research and now you have shamed your ancestors!

You need to look up what Godwin's actually is.

Get real. Sonic may be nippy, but he's got no footballing brain.

I poured a bucket of water over my PC and now it's very cool indeed.

Tuneful though.

No-one yelled "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!": This is worthless.

More to the point: I'm British and have never heard anyone use "sauced" as a euphemism for "drunk".

Put down the crack pipe, lad - Advent Children was an abomination. I'd call it Michael Bay-esque, but at least you can understand the plot of a Michael Bay movie.

I say this as someone who will readily admit that FFVII is one of his favourite games ever: Live action will massively expose the fact that FFVII is more or less totally retarded - from the story itself, right down to the clothes the characters wear and the words they speak. What people find acceptable in a Japanese…

If by "amazing" you mean "heart-stoppingly embarrassing" then you have my full agreement.

Yeah... a couple of problems with that:

It is stable. Doesn't mean both sides aren't planning for what happens when things become unstable.

If you want to be taken seriously, you should look up what an analogy is.

I remember hating the first Tomb Raider because my sister would sit beside me watching and giving me funk when I died - which was often.

I saved two small children and a puppy from a burning building. For free.

I just keep laughing thinking about this dude having the best time of his life digging in the hole finding old Roman coins and shit... and his wife upstairs fuming... she's trying to watch her stories, dammit! And you'd better clear all this dirt up by the weekend - the Banfields are coming for dinner!

They're cheaper and more robust than Guatemalan receivers.

Or like a child's drawing of a woman.