This isn't a playoff game - it's a qualification game. The winner gets to play in the actual Champions league whenever that starts.

This.

LADSCHAFT!

Hiyooooooooo cholesterol!

The theme to Sunday Night Football on NBC, right? Me too.

There was even that arc where Krang had to deal with mass protests from Dimension X citizens angry at their men being sent to earth to fight battles which had limited strategic interest to Dimension X and whose death toll was mounting by the day.

I am completely shocked that a premise involving pizza-loving humanoid turtles trained in ninja techniques by a giant rat in order to battle - for some reason - a guy with a cheese graters on his wrists has failed to result in a script that isn't completely silly.

Why?

To be honest the only red flag I can see is the part where he suggests that an ideal date with him involves him taking you to some lonely spot thousands of miles away where no-one is coming to help you if things get freaky.

This Powers nonsense would really be a lot more bearable if one of the folks would just come out and say "We're only releasing issues three times a year now. Such is life." Instead punters have to put up with a complete absence of information and the irritation of being all like "Is Powers out this week? No." every…

I just get a bunch of interns to take a hack at it. - Tom Clancy.

You'd think you wouldn't need an entire handbook to teach people to say "Dunno" and "Might as well buy a new one."

Don't sell yourself short - Just read "Why Your Team Sucks" on Deadspin and you'll see Americans are hilarious in direct proportion to how long it's been since a given NFL team has played in a Superbowl.

While we're at it, let's appreciate some of Amazon UK's other review classics: Penetrating Wagner's Ring and Hamilton's Mr Men reviews for example...

I have no opinion on this issue or the comments-based controversy. What I would like to draw attention to however is the peerless brilliance of Mitchell and Webb, which should be trumpeted as often as possible. Carry on, all.

Last night I didn't think so, but now you mention it, it does seem plausible.

"What is "tentative plans for international release" supposed to mean?"

They missed the part where he did a swan dive from a tower into a trash can full of straw and died.

If Mighty Ducks 2 contains an ounce of truth - and I think we all know it does - black as a team colour is entirely racially neutral. It is also however, symbolic of evil. And Aryan power.

And yet if they had just left this song on the rotation, no-one probably would have even noticed the... single line that tenuously alludes to an incident you would think the school would probably be doing everything in their power not to reference.