What original orchestrated tunes? The Playstation music sounded almost exactly like the PC version (i.e. Like straight ass).

I don't see how your feeling Cloud was a pussy makes the game bad.

All depends on taste, I guess. I don't really mind seeing someone's automatic [Last.fm] listening list every day, or those people who post Instagrams of interesting meals they've eaten. I do however have a massive problem with friends whose statuses are overwhelmingly on the subject of cats, those who piss and moan…

With the recent opening of an ultra mall in my area (they call it a 'city', natch), it's not inconceivable to me that the folks responsible are already working out an app - to separate me from my money that more efficiently.

Screaming "You WILL do it! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" directly into someone's face works wonders. I saw it in a film once.

The expression of scepticism that washed over my face involved only the right hand side.

This could probably have been covered with "Yes. Obviously. Duh. Hipster."

You sound like the guy who thought trains running faster than 14mph would asphyxiate the passengers.

It's not really teleporting. The 'thing' about the fourth dimension is that all the objects you see in the third dimension are still there, but you're interacting with them on another plane of space. You can see it in the video: To a degree, you are moving between different worlds - but that's just the visual design -…

The only irony is that the Game Boy has always been as ugly as shit. Game Gear ftw!

Would have been less amusing, sure.

"Nobody will remember this priest's name after lunch today, except people in his parish and their town."

I prefer to imagine that he would turn beet red, drop to his knees, raise his face to the heavens and in anguish, scream: "NOOoOOOOOOOoOOoooooooooooo!!" before collapsing into a gibbering foetal wreck.

I'm in two minds about this stuff.

At work: E-mails look like a written letter - Start with "Dear...", end with "Sincerely/Faithfully/Etc..." Because that's what society wants.

Pro Tip Addendum: Stop drinking cans of soda; it's false economy.

You probably don't believe in race mixing either. BIGOT! ;)

To be honest, while I appreciate how it's nice to get an occasional update, I cannot even begin to understand the fulminating rage NOT getting an OS update is prompting from certain sections of the internet. I certainly don't get why people are acting as though - even though they own a phone that works perfectly well…

Aw, that's adorable!

I thought the point was that the various assassins were direct descendants of the white hoody dude - who is using that genetic link to use the memory sunbed machine.