Fortunately, this also provides the answer to the question "What is more of a waste of time than doing a Sudoku?"

Only those people who still, years after its conception, don't understand what Wikipedia is.

Agh, that's how I was got. Cunning nerds!

I'm about the same size as a UFC fighter, but etc etc

Something must have gone wrong; all I can remember from the days I worked in a store with piped muzak is a steadily building burning rage. I would invent reasons to spend time in the backroom or outside so that I wouldn't need to hear it.

I believe it went under the title "Floating Whore Rock".

Or: Never. Not even in the face of Armageddon.

Actually, I take that back: Now that I'm actually reading a full page comic with CDisplay, I note that scrolling down the page using the arrow keys takes way too damn long - over 20 seconds! - with no option to speed it up. I have no idea how people can tolerate this - am I missing something?

Am I the only one who uses ACDSee to read comics? I find it really simple and clear to use for reading, but has a heavy weight file management/simple editing side I can use if need be.

What do you mean "dumbed down"?

I don't think I can read your posts anymore. It's not you; it's me.

1) Isn't the whole idea that you can put as many or as few functions as you like?

Vague and pointless whining about something provided free of charge And at the clicker's discretion: Seems to me you're the kind of person who's eventually going to find an article like this pretty useful...

Would you prefer a Red Screen of Death?

Speak for yourself! The last Stephenson book I read, once I was over the speed bump of the first few chapters which consisted mainly of me going "Buh?" every few lines; I burned through that shit like Sonic. To say nothing of the emptiness in the core of my being when it was over and I was left with the knowledge that…

Gangsters with actual guns. In Yeovil?

Why is Dick Apex bothering with any of this nonsense when he's already achieved ultimate success in his chosen profession by ensuring his receivers are exactly where he wants them to be?

The first half of the BGS theme: Meh.

I imagine my girlfriend's Mac speaking to me in Glados' voice whenever it's not letting me do something I want to do. My Desktop PC sounds like Keifer Sutherland. I know better than to argue with it.

People whinging over the content of an advert.