Stalin?

Police: Can you describe the robber?

Yeah, the cold eyes doesn't impress me. I've seen too many of those in my time.

you a DAMN lie! a damn lie!

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

The actual prolapse doesn't just happen and actresses have to train to get the bud to occur when they want. To be able to rosebud effectively, actresses need to have prolonged sessions with multiple massive objects so that their rectal walls become loose and easy to push right out. Training might also include sleeping…

So I know every woman, every body and every pregnancy are VASTLY different, but I still can never wrap my head around not knowing you're pregnant. At 7 months pregnant, I feel like this kid is trying to kick it's way out, not to mention I'm huge and rando's keep telling me I look "ready to pop." It's just amazing to…

Oh, and congratulations! You may or may not know this already, but it seems there are even more buckets of tears after they arrive...

Sorry! Should have posted with "A Mother's Love" trigger warning.

I feel downright inspired. Let's invade Poland and France.

I will admit to only joining Facebook so that I could see what had happened to certain popular people from my high school whom I had loathed. And lo, I was not disappointed.

So these "cool kids" become Tom Buchanan from "The Great Gatsby"?

Being artificially kept alive with tubes and pumps and shit...

Smile! Because baby/honey/gurrrl, you're too pretty to look sad, and you should focus on whether or not your face is pleasing to men.

But don't smile too much, or we'll have to kill you.

"Imma let you finish, but...."

Am I the only one who thinks that Kim K looks like she could be Queen of Spain/is crazy beautiful in that picture?

Attention, naysayers! Allow me to submit for your shutting-the-fuck-up now, Hottentot Venus. Educate yourself because I no longer have the patience.

I actually have a subscription to Glamour. I've had it for years and can confirm that once upon a time, they did have serious coverage of real issues. Then it became a fashion-centered diet-advice laden ladies gabfest. I am hopeful it will go back.

Wasn't Glamour, once upon a time, the thinking woman's fashion magazine? It had great kind of serious coverage about real issues, I remember. Can we do that again? Because if I could buy a fashion magazine that didn't contain bullshit diet articles and stuff, I'd be thrilled.

I really wish she was President, and that Barack was just the First Gentleman.