Looks like low quality fuzzy garbage streaming on my phone but I’ll take your word for it. 🙃

I would think by now people would know not to open any emails they weren’t expecting considering the decades of scam emails we’ve been subjected to. Hell even back in the late 90s when I was a child I knew better. If it seems to good to be true it is. Especially on the internet.

But does it feel like real breasts? You know... like a bag of sand?

Speed and racism do seem to go hand in hand. How anyone missing their teeth and covered in sores can think they're superior to other races is beyond me though lmao.

Captain Falcon is a Speed Racist? I never knew.

Buy yourself massage therapy classes and give the gift all partners want (or don’t know what they’re missing,) that keeps on giving. Better have a physical present to go along with that though or they will think you just scrambled together some free back rub coupons last minute like some of you might have done for…

Buy yourself massage therapy classes and give the gift all partners want (or don’t know what they’re missing,) that…

Exactly. In general the older people get the less shits they give about how other people see them anyway so what is a faded tattoo when you’re covered in wrinkles and you could sharpen knives on your toenails. (That's an inside joke I had with my late grandfather and his nasty toenails.) I have 3 tattoos and one was a…

The train level on TMNT: Mitch McConnel in Time deserves an honorable mention.

I predict a little girl will go missing in Dondoko park.

Goo-ble gobble one of us!

I have been doing better with restarting games from the beginning now that more and more are giving you the option to skip cutscenes and change difficulty. This allows me to remaster the combat and get back to where I left off asap then I crank the difficulty up. The game has to be worth the slog though like Witcher 3…

Was Jesus in The Bible Game for Gameboy Advance? With his powers technically he could turn all the water in people’s bodies to wine and they would die of multiple organ failure.

Finally some closure will hopefully be coming to those affected by his cruel and heinous crime. I don’t wish death upon him but he should be locked away where he cannot kill anymore and hopefully live the rest of his life regretting his actions that day.

Thanks for the article. I’ve been needing a good new game to play and this hits the spot. Ever since the release of BotW I have repeatedly said that almost every open world game would benefit from having a glider or flight system. I also dig the anime style and imo this game looks way prettier than BotW. (Playing on…

Amoonguss is the leading cause of accidental death in geriatric or visually impaired trainers.

As a Corgo owner I approve. 

Costume by Todd’s costumes. My ex fiance had that whole outfit. He made it for the show too. Expensive.....

They stuck me in with the addicts bc they didn’t have room at first. Not the best environment for my first 24hrs of my 72hrs of observation. You learn how to lie real well to the psychiatrist after spending that time with the worst food imaginable and the puke and piss smell along with the screams of other sick…

Don't underestimate state run mental facilities. Our Lady of Peace was literal hell on earth and yes, we couldn't wear shoes. I'd rather die than go back there again but I have health insurance now. But no, we weren't violent for the most case. Some got a code 100 and had to be injected with trazadone but they were…

Scud is REAL Morty! Oh... you didn't mean the disposable assassin...