If it is family, a little jury nullification would be appropriate.

A dead rapist

Hopefully a word I will never have to read again.

If it comes to light that she was the one who emptied the clip into him. I am first in line to donate to her defense fund. #sorrynotsorry

Exactly. Fuck him.

Sometimes when you force a pregnant woman to put oven cleaner in her vagina as pushiment for not cheating, bad things happen to you.

The shtick works because he occasionally displays humanity, or someone gives back what he gives out. This is just him being a jerk to someone who made a huge sacrifice for him to have his family.

His entire schtick is being an asshole on TV, he really ought to do a bit more soul searching and changing his own behaviors before whining about someone wanting to be treated with respect.

She is not the one responsible for the “waves” that her life creates.

Yeah, that design dude that Oprah anointed, Nate something, acted the same. He and his husband were all excited about their future child but talked about their surrogate like she was a vessel. She got sick somehow and their attitude was “OMG what about the baaaaaaaby” and no concern for her. I was so grossed out by…

Answer to god for not wanting to be treated like a brood mare? Okay, Jeff.

You’re correct–Jezebel is no longer a great place to find mature, measured commentary with minimal hysterics. Perhaps it never was, though I remember it being quite a bit more tolerable in previous years.

The costuming is the part that gets me. They can’t find clothes that look like actual clothes hippie-type people would wear, for some reason? They look like they’re doing skits for seniors onstage in the Catskills after raiding a 50-year-old costuming trunk.

The way the people in this comment section manage to work the president into absolutely everything is truly stunning. It’s like a Resistancehole article come to life and stripped of all the irony. Way to get them stars though.

Perhaps because it reminds her of Roscoe?

Whoa you have a lot of feelings.

It’s not at all. The amount of sanctioned casual racism, ageism and sexism that occurs on this website is noteworthy. Just go and look at Whitney Kimball’s article on Morgan Freeman and read down a few lines and read her description of him. It’s as offencive as any Stepin Fetchit or Mammy depiction. I couldn’t believe…

Her poor hair must be so fried. :(

Christina is the perfect example of chosing a look at the peak of your life then riding it to the grave. See also: Ivana Trump, Marilyn Manson, Gwen Stefani, my neighbour. You don’t have to be a slave to fashion, lord knows I’m not, but don’t they get tired seeing the same hair & make up in the mirror decade after…

So what does this idiot judge expect him to do? Be docile and let this nazi motherfucker kill him? Fuck this judge, fuck the feckless cunt police and fuck the DA too!