I guess I’m in the minority, because I have actually enjoyed this season more than any other since season 3. I still don’t think that it’s *great* - I don’t know that it will ever be great again - but I definitely think it’s better than seasons 5 and 6 (UGH).

You can have one and one piece of candy from the jar on the counter but you have to brush your teeth and go to bed right after.  

God.

I’m pretty sure Chancellor Merkel was thinking the same thing.

I lost my shit when I saw her sitting next to Merkel the other day.

“Clam slam” is now the name of my imaginary riot grrl band.

Daddy’s First Little Side Piece.

1. Pence resigns citing “personal reasons.”

She doesn’t even design them, just steals the designs from other companies.

I need an entire box.

Read it. Didn’t change a thing, ya know I’m not normally a violent woman but dammit there’s just something about her face... must be the treason.

Yes, Norm, it would be fucking GREAT if there were ethics/rules. However we are living in the middle of a burning pile of trash right now so all rules are out the window.

Oh, she “handles” him alright.

In more ways than one... ew.

I feel like I ask this at least twice a day, but what the fuck?

She will not be given a title. — She will likely have her fingers in every pie.

Ivanka will serve as her dad’s “eyes and ears,”

Her title is the Thirst Daughter.