Alternatively, hoist that sucker up into the air and let it spasm like a box of Roman candles dropped into a burn barrel for two or three days.

Agreed. You could get the Quisenart 1.5 quart machine for a little more and actually make real batches of ice cream.

Agreed. You could get the Quisenart 1.5 quart machine for a little more and actually make real batches of ice cream.

If only someone could come up with a long, wide strip of asphalt that is devoid of parked cars. Maybe purpose built for this kind of thing with some fencing along the sides to protect bystanders.   

I second that motion.

I’m sure somebody yelled, “Get a fire extinguisher!” And after the kid realized he had just picked it up he was like, “What do I do, what do I do?”

Hanging a nasty-ass Christmas tree deodorizer from the mirror would be easier too.

Where did I say I was defending this? You asked a question and I answered it. Don’t ask questions if you don’t want them answered.

I have the previous version of this kit (without the really wide plastic wedge tool) and it has really exceeded my expectations for a $20ish set. The tweezers are of good quality, the metal spudgers are sturdy and don’t bend and the driver set is holding up well.

I have the previous version of this kit (without the really wide plastic wedge tool) and it has really exceeded my…

I’m guessing the idea is to give teachers a full understanding of what could happen if they let the “freeze” response take hold in a fight-flight-freeze scenario.

In total, the 134 minute ride only cost me $34.50.

The idea is nice, and good, but there should be limits for those that do not need it.

Find me a map on the interweb labelled “Midwest” that doesn’t have Iowa right in the middle of it...

Meh. I think it’s above average for buffet food. We go there once or twice a year because the kids love buffets and most of the other ones available (OCB I’m looking right at you) are not as good.

I said my piece about it. I think Pizza Ranch isn’t too bad for buffet food. I thought your take on it was unfairly overboard. Really though, the part that takes it over the top is the completely predictable practice of just shitting on the quality of food at yet another restaurant, just like everyone else like you.

Again, the main claim was more about the unoriginality of your pronouncement. The fact that you and all the others like you go with the default of being snobby a-holes is rather ancillary.

You can have an opinion. That’s fine. It’s your completely over-the-top hyperbole in denigrating it that makes you look like an asshole. Just like EVERY other person that thinks they are unique when they completely shit on <insert any chain restaurant name here>. And as a complete aside, I would guess you are more…

Oh look... An article denigrating the MidWest. This is my shocked face.

Meh. I know being a snobby A-hole about every meal ever eaten at a restaurant makes you look legit. But honestly, as far as buffet food goes, I don’t think Pizza Ranch is all that bad.

Yeah. You’re not the only person that uses one Netflix account, with only one profile, for multiple people. We all know what you are talking about.

Agreed. A person is a dink if they cram 19" wheels with rubberband tires onto a car meant for no more than a 17" wheel. But when most new cars are designed to look normally proportioned with 19" wheels it looks silly to have 17" wheels with huge sidewalls.