Here. It’s satisfying.

Where’s the video of McCann’s game tying homer? I want to see Hample get hit in the face.

That’s because they manage to make absolutely no suggestion that they should be taken seriously.

I see no real issues here. Outside of really horrifying approach and departure angles, these cars seem perfectly safe to drive.

Has anyone else noticed that 90% of Stance kids are named “Tyler”?

Let this be a tip to tuners: having haters does not necessarily mean you’ve “made it.” Maybe your car is just fugly and you have horrible taste. You are the Donald Trump of car tuners.

I think he confused “zero fucks given” with “no paint”.

There are people out there that will actually defend these kinds of modifications. It usually goes something like this: “It is completely safe I did it with zero problems whatsoever brakes and handles just fine rides a little rough with no issues”

in this case, this car absolutely should fail a safety inspection. As far as I know, in every state it is considered a safety violation if your wheels protrude more than three inches beyond your fenders.

Bingo. Clearly many fucks were given in the creation of this car.

Absolutely. “Look how hard I’m trying to look like I don’t care how I look!”

I agree. This type of mods should be banned for two reasons:

To me “zero fucks given” means you only do what’s necessary to keep it functional, with no regard to aesthetics or what other people think.

“Yeah fuck your Skylines, but this shit right here is safe.”

It’s funny right up until you start endangering other people by driving that in public. Then it’s just a douche trying to be “ironic”. The Nascarlo at least had competent stopping distances and maneuverability.

Stancing ruins cars. That’s why everyone here is hating on it. Because it’s a website for people LIKE CARS, not a website for people who LIKE TO RUIN CARS.

This is an automotive enthusiasts forum, “stancing” and “hella flushing" cars is the complete opposite of what we are about. On top of that it's dangerous, destroys the car, and doesn't look nice. If you don't like what the people have to say then I'd recommend deleting your kinja and moving to a different forum.

Please stop replying to everyone on here just stating their opinions on stances cars, it’s childish. Why would you even browse jalopnik if you support sacrificing all functionality of a car for cosmetics? Looks that aren’t even very pleasing to the eye in my humble opinion.

I don’t like it because it’s stupid.

He was going to get towed home anyway. There’s no way that he can cross the Montreal Island and then go back west with his setup on Quebec’s road. Potholes, expansion joints, you name it, something on that car was going to fail.