Jack saying "to the left, to the left" and then getting shot in the forehead was kind of genius.

Agent Pierce just got bumped up in command structure after he stood up to Charles Logan. I would logically assume the entire modern-day MCU takes place in the 4 year gap in between 24 seasons. Jack will show up, shoot some people in the kneecap, and wrap up the entire AoS season plot in about 5 minutes. Pierce…

All I know is that she's very pretty to look at so she can swindle me into being a killer cynbernetically enhanced human robot machine type thingie any day!

Yeah, Marvel comics has started pushing the Inhumans as the mutants of the Marvel verse, now they're popping up everywhere. Ordinary citizens until one day manifest powers, yadda yadda yadda.

Pause the list, it's gold, it's literally basically every main baddie and associate Jack has killed in the last 8 seasons. Even freakin Curtis Manning (aka BlackJack) is on there!

I actually heard it in Homer Simpson's reading of "the Raven".

Fun fact: the David Palmer assassination attempt by Max & Mandy are resolved in "24: The Game"! Really! Chase is in it, too!

Agent Double Tap (both his for co-workers with his penis and other co-workers with multiple bullets)

"Yeearrrgggghhhhh!!"
"Saw it commin'…"

They literally did that last week! It was "Hey, Sitwell, SHIELD wants you somewhere else" and he basically shrugged and walked off screen. It was like someone getting a call-up from the minors mid-game.

Little Nicky actually all takes place when Happy Gilmore is drunkenly passed out.

RIP Agent Sitwell. He's like the T-Dog of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Someone tried to make blue meth after Walt and Jesse, er, "retried" from the business. Someone who was even worse than Todd. Someone whose copycat blue meth was so impure it caused reanimated ambulatory corpses.

I really dug how on Agents of Shield this week Agent Sitwell literally got pulled from the episode after 10 min to go show up in "Captain America:The Winter Solider". It's like getting called up from the minors mid-game!

It's the last bastion of Trekkies, headed by Denise Crosby. She's going to take them inside and it'll be full of DS9 cosplayers recreating "In the Pale Moonlight". Glenn will get stuck with Senator Vreenak cuz he's tragic like that.

Jamie Alexander's little eye roll at the "What did you say?" bit when she slapped the face-mace-clamp thingie on Lorelei was really gold.

I undeservedly loved the Dance Floor Killer sketch for no reason I can quite articulate. I was just dying the whole time. "Mark, are you coming? "Yeah, in a bit…uh…I walk among you."

I think this episode was specifically written to encourage the Beth/Daryll shippers to write slashfic in the 7 days between episodes.

I think Leoglas' dwarf anger in LOTR may be sourced back to Hobbit when it's all said and done with Elf Kate From Lost either runs off with the Sexy Dwarf or dies horribly due to interaction with aforementioned Sexy Dwarf.

It's pronounced "thermometer"!