Moral of the episode: "I hate it when the waffles stick together."  "Sticking together is what good waffles do!"

"What a pity, Mr. Bond."
"Wait! I never loose!  Oh, at least tell me your plans for world domination."
"Oh, I'm not falling for that one again."

I'm calling a quickie reverse-jump in "24" after S5.  S6 was a bit of a drag (but, dammit!, it's still freakin' 24!) but S7 I thought was awesome.  Once you can wrap your head around Evil Tony, Evil Tony is a great antagonist.  And they friggin did White House Down before anyone has even started writing White House…

Simply more proof that RedLetterMedia is awful at everything.

Jeez, even MTV got sick of seeing the same damn Twilight people up on stage for 6 years straight they just flat-out gave up on putting them in there.  Good for them!

Emma Stone is in a movie, everyone in the theatre please be advised to sit at least 4 rows away from me.  Thank you.

Movie 43 is the unfortunate victim of what happens once every year or so when there's a Movie Critic Pile-On Groupthink Gangbang proclaiming it The Worst Fucking Movie Ever.  See: The Rocker.  Actually not as gawd-awful as every review said it was.  Not great, but not a cinematic abortion that this, and every single…

Oh, and all that aside, The Dunder Code was absolutely amazing.

Oh, and all that aside, The Dunder Code was absolutely amazing.

Having basically jumped ship at the end of S7 (watched one ep of S8, and just this one because I was curious who the boom mic guy was) I ran to the internets to find out if the boom mic guy had popped up in an episode I missed.   He wasn't.  He was just the boom mic guy but I do like the implied history there with the…

Having basically jumped ship at the end of S7 (watched one ep of S8, and just this one because I was curious who the boom mic guy was) I ran to the internets to find out if the boom mic guy had popped up in an episode I missed.   He wasn't.  He was just the boom mic guy but I do like the implied history there with the…

Yes, please.

yeah when I heard aboot this movie years ago the "teenagers find XYZ footage" was the hook to it, I was actually surprised when I walked into the flick and there's Dennis Quaid pitching a movie to the Good as it Gets guy.

6'6 here.  No athletic ability whatsoever.  There is irony in there somewhere but I'm too busy crying.

The last time I will see Emma Stone in theatres for 2013 is in this film as she walks away in a huff in incredibly small short-shorts saying "See you in church!".  I am okay with that.  That is one of a few reasons why I saw this movie.

Amazon must have buckets of Billions on top of billions.  You tell me they can't get together enough scratch to grab the leads from the movie?   Like I said, billions ontop of billions.  Dig just a bit deeper than the scale rate you were probably gonna go for.  Uh, okay, a lot deeper.  I love the movie but the…

I do love how in "Bashir" the slow-burn of Garrak's disapproval of the whole holodeck shenanigans, which pays off in that showdown between himself and the doctor, it all has a fun tone until that one moment, which is why it plays so good because it's not completely random, it's built up to that.  "Our Man Bashir"…

Daryl Dixon is really awesome.  Which is why they should kill him off.  This show is cruel.  It's about a hair underneath the cruelty of the comic but it could get there.  Which could be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your POV.

Daryl Dixon is really awesome.  Which is why they should kill him off.  This show is cruel.  It's about a hair underneath the cruelty of the comic but it could get there.  Which could be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your POV.

There's a bunch of stuff in New Kids on the Blecch  I get a kick outta: