Now these assholes are just saying the worst shit they can think of.

"The government shouldn't tell restaurant workers that they can't urinate in my soup. We should leave that up to the free market. If I don't want urine in my soup, I just won't spend my hard-earned money at a place that sells urine-soup to its…

You're right: most of the pictures in tabloids and online of him wearing makeup and scarves look very photoshopped.

If Bruce Jenner is transitioning, it's not really any of our business. Unless he does make a tv show out of it, and then it's everyone's business because he's putting it out there in a very public realm. That's not to say, however, that it would give the public license to say every dickish thing that comes to mind.

Be…

"It's spelled like Beyonce, but with an 'F'."

Sweet birdie. Until he poops on the lady (or so it sounds.)

Moms do really love emojis.

I got curious enough to read the synopses of all the episodes, but I have no desire to watch any of them.

Sorry, didn't meant to spoil anything! I figured I was safe since it was in the first few minutes, but it was definitely a shocker when you find out.

I tried to watch it, starting with the first one naturally. I had to turn it off after the PM found out how to save the duchess. :(

Then you're thinking to yourself, "What would I do? Would I let her die to save myself utter humiliation but be publicly shamed because it had already leaked to the news outlets? Or…

I was teaching Cupid & Psyche to a bunch of 6th graders in a mythology class and someone asked how Cupid could get away with never being seen, and I said that part of the reason was because he only came to visit at night, and one boy (eleven years old, mind you) said, "So THAT'S what they meant when they said he came…

Was that Lorde hiding in there???

All the accents are so authentic!

This thread needs more Idris Elba pictures/GIFs please.

My two favorite GIFs ever. I must have watched the slow kiss GIF thirty times the day after that episode aired.

I can't believe no one mentioned my favorite Zeppelin-obsessed body guard.