For all the hassle the judge has been put through with her shit, eventually seeing her naked photos is just karma for the poor bastard.

Fuck your firsties in the face.

Can't there be an easier contest for VanDerBadges? Must have ALL the VanDerBadges!!!

As an unintentional full-time hipster, I resent this statement. (though I think most people on here are unintentional hipsters)

I'm pretty sure hating Elmo is impossible. And/or illegal in most states.

So much win.

Whatever. I will not rest until I see some steamy action with "Famous Blue Raincoat" playing on the soundtrack.

I'll hold my breath until I can compare it to the re-imagining of the re-imagining to this particular re-imagining.

"…talking about his 17 nieces and nephews…"

I'm pretty sure you just came up with the most brilliant song parody Weird Al never came up with.

Just because I happen to be a duck doesn't mean we need to toss around insults, now.

Oh don't worry, it still is.

I find your lack of actually being Jeff Tweedy untrustworthy.

OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT!

So, speaking of bad reunion albums, how come the new Primus album was never reviewed, hmmmmm?

Best episode of the series so far? Anybody? Just me?

Well, according to the play count on my iTunes, apparently I agree.

May I just be one of the few to say the new changes are excellent. Keep up the good work, AV Club. [/kissass]

Screw Dave Foley, what will happen to Chloe from 24??

AspergerCancerAIDS on your face.