Your assertion that Joss Whedon has Alzheimer's is skeptical at best. But the laws of the internet, unfortunately, still require me to address you as a fag.

"I've already had people I know complaining about him doing The Avengers because they don't want it full of quips. As if that's what makes him a great writer/director. "

Also, every piece of classical music that Kubrick used in his films.

The Graduate
Every single Simon & Garfunkel song in that movie. Fuckin brilliant stuff.