Gotcha. I think she's the best looking woman in the cast, but that's me. My huge celebrity crushes tend to be older women anyway, like Pam Grier. On a semi-related note, I do think any of the women having long hair in this situation is stupid. It makes it easier for the walkers to grab ahold of. Carol's isn't just…

Really? I think she looks hot as hell with that hair. Melissa McBride is a woman whose beauty cannot be covered with a pixie cut and grime.

Oh, absolutely. It's not like this is a self-destruct after one use software they are wanting Apple to engineer. They already have cases lined up to use it! So for enough money, anyone fucky enough could go and sell this to the exact opposite of who we want to have it. That is objectively terrible.

I understand your concerns. It is weird. But I stand by Apple here, which is the second time I've come down on the side of Lindsay Graham after he changed his tune about something. It's too risky to give the FBI a master key when it can unlock any iPhone user's device. Apple would then have to make another software…

I appreciate the mentioning of Carol Peltier. I'm still watching that shitshow for her and her alone. Melissa McBride is the best damn actor on that show, gives great performances even with shitty scripts, and her death will be what gets me to stop watching. I barely watch non-Carol episodes as it is.

I'd die searching desperately through the woods, looking for civilization and a wifi signal. Mostly a wifi signal.

My Retro Flix. There will be about 45 seconds of commercials every half hour or so- I watched Freaks, which is a little over an hour, and there were only two commercial breaks I can recall. There is a treasure trove of goodness there.

I found a free Roku channel this weekend that has all of these old classic films, so I had a nice marathon of Marx Brothers films, and ended it with Tod Browning's Freaks. I have to say, that is one of the saddest movies I've ever seen. I can see why it disturbed people back then and why it makes people uncomfortable…

I love Black Jesus. The second season isn't as good as the first, but it's still good. The other co-creator is Mike Clattenburg, creator of Trailer Park Boys, and you can see his influence as well. Charlie Murphy's character is a total Jim Lahey analog. But yeah, Slink Johnson is amazing as Jesus. I love all of the…

Sylvia Hitler always gets the shaft. She made those wonderful pies, and could clog dance like you've never seen! Poor Sylvia.

I got a new smart TV with built in Roku on Friday, so I've been on and off binging on Kath and Kim on Acorn TV. The original, of course. I haven't seen that series in years, and it's just as funny as I remember it being.

I wish I quit Dexter the moment Doakes died.

Does this mean that the spin-off Newsreaders is cancelled too, or was that already cancelled? Dammit, I loved that show!

Kind of like Evil Wayne Brady on The Chappelle Show. That would be glorious.

The whole Willie Nelson/Roy Orbison conversation was such surreal goodness that I had to rewind it twice to get it all. I was seriously cackling through it all. This was a magnificent episode, even without Christine, and I'm simultaneously looking forward to and dreading the confrontation that Chip and Christine will…

Seriously. This is my favorite thing on television, and Louie Anderson is 95% of the reason why. I feel like a broken record for my constant singing of his praises, but he does play Christine masterfully, and I can't imagine anyone- male or female- playing this role better than he does.

I found out my aunt, who is a lesbian, is voting for Trump. I, my wife, and her partner are absolutely horrified. Fuck that shit.

Happy birthday and sto lat!

After eight weeks of dealing with the supreme idiocy of my peers, I submitted my final essay on Sunday. I responded to a couple of people as part of my assignment, including some chick who kept going on tangents about how teen moms shouldn't have televisions shows when homeless veterans don't. Knowing I already had an…

John Oliver's guests include Jane Goodall, Edward Snowden, and various adorable animals. Where on earth does Donald Trump fit into that equation? If you are an actual watcher of the show, you'll know that he's been avoiding speaking about Trump until tonight, and that very rarely does he even do interviews at all.