Absolutely. And it wasn't like they were brought up in this cult- they joined it. They chose to put their kids through this, to keep them uneducated, to stifle their need to wonder and explore the world around them. Blanket training and rods? Fuck these people. And their kids will do the same thing to their kids, and…

It's especially bad when you find out about all of the abuses in some of these families. The Duggars are members of a creepy patriarchal sex cult, where child molestation apparently runs rampant. Josh Duggar's dad even said it happens all of the time, and it's taken care of within the church. The Gosselins broke up,…

Burn ants with a magnifying glass? Drink molten lead? Watch anything that isn't exploiting children with awful parents?

I think that they never stopped being The Learning Channel. They just started taking a Scared Straight approach to learning. You see, if you are highly uneducated, keep your kids dumb as stumps, place high value on material items and vanity, and have absolutely no sense of self-awareness, then you will turn out just…

Having a clown car for a uterus shouldn't be television worthy. Also, just look back to the Dionnes quintuplets. They were treated as sideshow freaks back in the 1930s, were at one point a bigger attraction than Niagara Falls, and it destroyed their lives and damaged their psyches. When those septuplets were born back…

Me too. Things just kept getting worse and worse for our little Orel. I loved when he was banned from going to church, so he turned himself into a church. And there was some touching stuff in there too, with Rev. Putty and Stephanie connecting, and Orel finally getting over the hell that was his childhood. But it was…

That's how I feel too. Everything I've seen him in, or of his, has been absolutely magnificent. And last season's episode where Daniel visits Kerwin's family shook me to my core. It is such an incredibly beautiful show.

It's brilliant, beautiful and moving. It's kind of a slow show, but I adore every second of it. Ray McKinnon is a genius.

After last week's episode, my wife, my mom, my brother from Phoenix and I have been randomly texting each other "WHO THE FUCK IS STAN?" Because really, who the fuck is that guy, and why should we care that he's dead?

Not too much pop culturing this weekend. Me and the soon to be legal wife spent it up at the lake, and for some reason, DirecTV wouldn't let us stream "The Spoils Before Dying" finale on our laptop. Hopefully it won't do the same for "True Detective", which we are kinda hate watching right now.

Thanks!

I love Busia's profound, yet simple statements.

Thank you! We will have a bit of an unconventional wedding. It's at a winery on Lake Erie in Essex County, Ontario. (We're doing it that way so the people who will get pissy if they don't get invited, but who we really don't want to come, won't be there. There's no way they'll shell out cash for a passport.) We're…

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Oh we will. We're thinking either a Hawaiian cruise or a trip to Costa Rica to hang out at the Sloth Sanctuary for the honeymoon.

Hey, thanks!

With the lovely news of June 26th, me and my wife will finally be legal. We set the date for August 5th, 2017. Our wedding attire is saris in rainbow colors, and when we were talking to my Busia about it over dinner on Sunday, she said she wanted to wear one too. A pink one. She also told me not to worry about the…

I gave it a shot, and it said I have little to no preference between dark and light skinned people. Granted, you look at my extended family and we are like an old United Colors of Benneton ad, and that may have something to do with it. One brother is half native American, one brother is half Hispanic, my cousins (who…

That's my hope too. He is a great actor, and I hope he gets to show us more than beating up on a ginger Thurman Merman and being a drunk with demons.

That's completely insane to me. Pink Floyd is my favorite band of all time. I adore the Syd Barrett years, but the band was completely different when he was a member of it. I prefer Roger Waters' concept albums and manic vocals, as much fun as Syd's psychedelic space rock was. I think that we can all agree that nearly…