I spent the weekend so far in the hospital for a giant DVT in my leg, and have been going back and forth between The Twilight Zone and the first seasons of Trailer Park Boys to keep my mind off of the excruciating pain that comes with a DVT that goes from the poplatiel to the femoral artery. I have also listened to a…

Oh, she totally did it. A couple days after the murder, her sister and the maid caught her in the kitchen burning a dress with a red stain on it. Her response? It was just red paint. Her sister wasn't in town, conveniently, and I think she knew what was going down. Andrew was killed while sleeping on the couch, while…

It is a bed and breakfast now. I stayed there in 2002, and it was a really neat and creepy house. For breakfast, they served us the same meal that the Bordens had that morning, only the mutton wasn't rotten like the Borden's was that August morning. I don't believe in ghosts, but if any house is haunted, it's the…

It wasn't on for the past two weeks. They were having a spring break or something.

My gawd, what total assholes. I used to think that woman from the 1700s who claimed she was giving birth to rabbits by shoving newborn bunnies into her vagina and "giving birth" to them was a nutbag jerk, but this is just cruel.

Fuck smiling. Is it really anyone's concern if you're a shiny smiley person every day?

Worst part is is that if I have a DVT, I am coumadin resistant, so I will have to do Lovenox shots twice a day for the next six months. I'm hoping it will go away if I ignore it, or that my leg is just swollen from the constant hip dislocation.

Fuck This Shit Thread!

I have a feeling we are going to see an Ian suicide attempt.

I know. He does a fantastic job in the role. I really felt for him in the season when we found out why he was kicked off the force, when he was allowed back on the force, and his colleagues just used him as their errand boy. I know that dealing with him as a raving drunk trailer park supervisor for years making wild…

Yeah, he is way better and more interesting as Donna. I read some people complaining that it was an I sensitive jokey portrayal of trans people, but I thought Donna was just great. Everyone likes her and she has a good head on her shoulders. I loved the ending with the threes ladies in prison too for their Magic…

That's true. But Lahey was trying to fuck over Julian from the start. First, by not letting Ricky in. And by telling him he couldn't have his liquor in the park. Julian used his reverse psychology and it freaked him out. Plus, they kept trying to screw Julian out of his shares of the park, getting them to sell them…

The oddity about Jim Lahey is that he actually is a better trailer park supervisor when he's drunk. Julian and Rickey think they can dick around and do whatever, and Jim and Randy will be watching from afar, gathering evidence to put them away. That being said, I was glad to see him get kicked out of the park in the…

The thing is, Will Ferrell is actually a good actor when he tries. Not just in comedy, but in more somber, dramatic roles too. And he just does the shittiest movies ever. I'd love for Paul Thomas Anderson to take a chance on him like he did with Adam Sandler in "Punch Drunk Love."

For what it's worth, my step-grandfather had a pacemaker put in when he was 88. But if she has her wits about her, the choice is ultimately up to her. I know this must be hard, so I am sending positive vibes your way.

I watched the entire new season of Trailer Park Boys. I have to say, I enjoyed season nine much more than season eight. The Colonel/Private Dancer character was hilarious; I was glad that Don was now living full time as Donna; Ricky still doesn't understand that Orangie is dead but has seemingly replaced him with…

It's got a cult following. It's fucking awesome.

Me too. I am now on episode six, and I am liking how this is shaping up. I don't care for Bubbs being so separated from the boys like that, but I can't wait to see how they fuck over Lahey this time.

How is there no mention of the new season of Trailer Park Boys dropping on Netflix today? I've already watched the first episode and it's DECENT.

That is so sad. Man alcoholism and dementia is just such a punch in the gut. And the alcoholism can make the dementia progress more quickly. It's such a horrible situation. I hope that you and your family are okay.